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[18 Jun 2004|11:22am] |
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muse - stockholm syndrome |
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6 hours in Lauren's pool for 3 days straight.. the skin on my fingertips will remain shriveled for all eternity.
Yesterday I saw an ant and hit it with a styrofoam pool noodle, and its head fell off.. I felt kinda bad, I meant to squash the little punk, not decapitate it..
oh yeah. I GOT A B IN JAVA?! IN MY ELECTIVE?! FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I had A's on every single assignment and my final project was good, but I got a 66.6666666 on my final test.. it should still be an A because java has fucking nothing to do with written tests that don't correlate with how people program and the final project should've counted more.. fucking fuckingggg ARGHH that's a B in an elective and a B in driver's ed, what the hell. Where's my fucking calculator..
shit, do final exam grades show up on report cards?
I am freaking out.
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| livin' la vida loca |
[14 Jun 2004|10:23am] |
I ate pizza for 3 days straight
..nonstop.
oooooooh pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening..
HOLY SHIT! I opened the fridge and found my containers of yogurt.. UPSIDE DOWN. WHAT THE HELL, MOM?!
Chinese school teacher: "Jerry, they miscalculated and ran out of trophies. You'll have to come back next year and get one."
Saturday - watched my sister's dance recital.
Sunday - watched my sister's other dance recital.
GODDAMNIT I SPENT A TOTAL OF 10 HOURS SITTING IN DARK AUDITORIUMS WATCHING LITTLE KIDS JUMP AND PLIé. But Celtic music is awesome.
Jerry + Emma = (lacrosse/running)*(tuesday + maybe wednesday + thursday)
Studying for history made me laugh.. General Andrew "Stonewall" Jackson was accidentally shot by one of his soldiers during a battle.
That's all.
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| fuck don't mind this |
[07 Jun 2004|01:19pm] |
import cs1.Keyboard;
import java.util.*;
public class NameGameProgram
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
String strPlayerInput = new String();
String strPrevious = new String();
String first = new String();
int[]usedList = new int[4];
String []wordList = {"TOM HANKS", "JULIA ROBERTS", "ROB SCHNEIDER",
"SEAN CONNERY"};
for (int i = 0; i < wordList.length; i++)
{
usedList[i] = 0;
}
System.out.print("Enter name: ");
strPlayerInput = Keyboard.readString();
strPlayerInput = strPlayerInput.toUpperCase();
strPrevious = Check(strPlayerInput, wordList, usedList);
usedList = getUsed(strPlayerInput, wordList, usedList);
do
{
String computer = new String();
if (strPrevious != "NOT A VALID NAME!"
&& strPrevious != "ALREADY USED, YOU LOSE!")
{
char letter;
char space;
System.out.print("You entered: " + strPrevious);
for (int i = 0; i < strPrevious.length(); i++)
{
space = strPrevious.charAt(i);
if (space == ' ')
{
letter = strPrevious.charAt(i+1);
computer += strPrevious.charAt(i+1);
i = 100;
for (int t = 0; t < wordList.length; t++)
{
computer = wordList[t];
if (computer.charAt(0) == letter &&
usedList[t] != 1)
{
computer = wordList[t];
t = 100;
}
else
{
computer = "Computer loses, you win!";
}
}
System.out.println("\nComputer: " + computer);
}
}// end of for loop
}// end of IF
System.out.print("Enter name: ");
strPlayerInput = Keyboard.readString();
strPlayerInput = strPlayerInput.toUpperCase();
strPrevious = getMatch(strPlayerInput, wordList, usedList, computer, first);
usedList = getUsed(strPlayerInput, wordList, usedList);
}while (strPrevious != "NOT A VALID NAME!"
&& strPrevious != "ALREADY USED, YOU LOSE!");
if (strPrevious != "NOT A VALID NAME!"
|| strPrevious != "ALREADY USED, YOU LOSE!")
{
System.out.print("End of game!");
}
//first = "no";
}
public static String Check(String strPlayerInput, String[]wordList,
int[]usedList)
{
String strPrevious = new String();
for (int i = 0; i < wordList.length; i++)
{
if (strPlayerInput.equals(wordList[i]))
{
strPrevious = strPlayerInput;
i = 100;
}
else //if (strPlayerInput != wordList[i])
{
strPrevious = "NOT A VALID NAME!";
}
}
return strPrevious;
}
public static String getMatch(String strPlayerInput, String[]wordList,
int[]usedList, String computer, String first)
{
char letter = 'x';
char space;
String strPrevious = new String();
for (int p = 0; p < computer.length(); p++)
{
space = computer.charAt(p);
if (space == ' ')
{
letter = computer.charAt(p+1);
p = 100;
}
}
for (int i = 0; i < wordList.length; i++)
{
if (strPlayerInput.equals(wordList[i])
&& (letter == strPlayerInput.charAt(0) || first == "yes"))
{
if (usedList[i] == 1)
{
strPrevious = "ALREADY USED, YOU LOSE!";
}
else
{
strPrevious = strPlayerInput;
usedList[i] = 1;
}
i = 100;
}
else //if (strPlayerInput != wordList[i])
{
strPrevious = "NOT A VALID NAME!";
}
}
return strPrevious;
}
public static int[] getUsed(String strPlayerInput, String[]wordList,
int[]usedList)
{
for (int i = 0; i < wordList.length; i++)
{
if (strPlayerInput.equals(wordList[i]))
{
if (usedList[i] != 1)
{
usedList[i] = 1;
}
}
}
return usedList;
}
}
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| Andrew calls me Fat-Butt |
[26 May 2004|03:03pm] |
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britney spears - toxic |
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Our last lacrosse game was ridiculous. During halftime I looked down and saw that the bottom of my right cleat was ripped and falling off.. so Christina wrapped my cleat in tape O) Then it started thundering and raining out of nowhere, and some of our less-waterproof fans were driven away.. O(
And it was a home game, versus Hills, and you could have should have came, except you didn't, so now you have to question your worthless undedicated existence, faggot.
After the game, I got attacked with a water balloon to the butt. Then just about our entire team went to Applebee's.. and the retarded waitress sat us in the Hills section.
Class Clash.. haha we were surprised that the "team full of football players" we were supposed to play was a team full of cheerleaders + 1 football player. I CAN'T BELIEVE our team of lacrosse players lost to them.
"sonuvabitch" + "goddam" + abusive use of italics = Catcher in the Rye. This book is so pointless..
Jello, Pudding, or Yogurt? Your choice will dictate the rest of my life.
Lacrosse Dinner tonight O)
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[20 May 2004|05:49pm] |
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a perfect circle - gravity |
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Our scrimmage today -- the other "sub-team" wore boxers. But we won O)
Natalie and Kirstin had the KOOLEST BOXERS I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. They had giant pictures of Mr. Moneybags (the Monopoly™ man) and the words "GET OUT OF JAIL FREE". I'd definitely wear that to school as shorts, except guys don't effing have crotches on their underwear.
We all jumped the fence around the football field and Laura got stuck on top. She almost ripped her boxers.. she had elephant boxers. She claims that she pulled her crotch muscle.
They put up the chart for class clash; and our football team (full of girls) is up against the one team that's full of football players. We're.. definitely.. going.. to.. win..
Comment if you're straight.
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| It's time to bring this fire down |
[19 May 2004|07:14pm] |
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trustcompany - figure 8 |
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We played lacrosse with water balloons at practice! Then I emptied my water bottle on Steph and she drowned because she Never Quite Learned How To Swim. Last home game Monday vs. Hills - COME.
So tomorrow we're scrimmaging ourselves for fun.. and we almost decided to wear bright underwear over our shorts.. but too bad Quailman has that one copyrighted.
Next week will be amazing --
//Monday - last lacrosse game
//Tuesday - class clash - I'm playing mud football! WOO! And next year I'm joining the WV Football team, and, I'm gonna be a highschool football hero, with an SAT score less than zero, I wanna try and drink my weight in beer-o..
//Wednesday - lacrosse dinner (sniff.. sob.. Coach'll finally give me my life back)
//Thursday - I'm going to kill you
//Friday - I'm going to mummify you (yeah, brains through the nose, dear)
//and the band hooligans will be back (and we'll start getting homework again).
I wanna go to a water park REALLY BAD.
http://www.smlinks.com/sotw/why/ look, it's me
Calm these hands before they..
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| MUAHAHAHAA |
[14 May 2004|09:11pm] |
Overheard at the Free Clinic...
These are actual statements made to the doctor by patients at a Free Health Clinic for STDs:
--I have reason to believe my penis was exposed to LSD. When I ejaculate I have flashbacks.
--My hair is falling out and the sun hurts my crotch.
--I went to a party, had a few beers, woke up in a closet later on and my face stunk and my dick hurt.
--I think my boyfriend knows what's going on. He's been calling me a 'chlamydiahoris.'
--My last period looked like meat.
--My balls feel soft and mushy.
--My pee smells like ham.
--I have food chunks in my urine.
--I have open scabs on my butt and I'm losing my mind.
--I'm releasing semen when I take a crap.
--I was poked in the rectum with the infected finger of a 70-year-old homosexual man.
--I had sex with my baby's momma, sex with my other baby's momma and my other new baby's momma has disease.
--Can't you put the swab in further and wiggle it around?
--Last time I had sex I passed something that looked like Cream of Wheat before it's cooked.
--My cervix hurts when I jiggle.
--The seam in my circumcision split open.
--My whole body smells like a menstruating skunk, especially my armpits.
--From the looks of my penis, I believe they are sucking the adrenaline out of me.
--I think they hypnotized me and put implants and poltergeists in my brain and had sex with me.
--I be messin' with these nasty women from Minnesota and they don't tell you they got something unless they mad at you.
--I got the dripper.
(there were more but they are unpleasant/too R-rated for your eyes, biatch!)
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[09 May 2004|07:06pm] |
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eric johnson - cliffs of dover |
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Oh Bob..
O Hey ASL (7:07:25 PM): i'm bored and hungry
O Hey ASL (7:07:41 PM): i'm gonna like.. eat my hand.. for entertainment and food value..?
O Hey ASL (7:07:57 PM): wtf that was ridiculous. i'm gonna put it on my lj
Friday.. went to SDA with Kirstin Laura Lauren Megan Natalie, it was so cute O) then we went to Rita's in Natalie's giant car, and we sang the Inspector Gadget theme song and misc songs the entire way.. and Natalie is Ridiculously Cool and Hott.
Okay I saw a spider on this wall last night.. and it's STILL here. Freak..
I'm going to go eat my hand now
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[06 May 2004|06:12pm] |
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music |
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depswa - charades |
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hahaha if you're sick or have allergies; you definitely wanna buy one of these..
Project Adventure was definitely interesting today; we did that thing outside where you swing from tire to wooden swing to tire to wooden swing.. until you got to the other side. Everyone grabbed onto the wires, cut their hands open, then grabbed onto the ropes.. there was BLOOD on the ropes. If one single person in our class has aids; we're all fucked.
The other day at lunch, Dan was wearing a really cool shirt that said "MMMMMMMMMMMM. PIE" on the front and said "when come back bring pie" on the back. I was like "I want your shirt." so he took it off and gave it to me.. he wasn't wearing an undershirt.. so I gave him my lacrosse jacket. We switched back at the end of the day.. but that shirt was really cool. I think it's from some internet animation, like homestarrunner..?
Oops, Jerry's a flaming liberal O)
History field trip was gay.. we sat and listened to Santa Claus lecture about Thomas Jefferson's shopping habits. But that's okay because when we got back, I had two lunch periods O) and blue jello O)
I'm quitting lacrosse and joining SDA next year.. stop yelling at me, I'm doing it. <3<3
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[03 May 2004|06:33pm] |
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mood |
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music |
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hoobastank - the reason (AWWWW) |
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GUMMI BEARS! They're kinda hard, maybe I'll microwave them.
My dad randomly bought me blue jello; that makes me happy.
History field trip on Wednesday O)
Lacrosse game tomorrow O)
OH MAN today's lacrosse game.. varsity played but jv's game got canceled.. psh. On the sidelines, Laura and Kirstin started playing this game where they trace letters on a person's back with their fingers and the person guesses what word it is. Laura traced like a million words on my back and I got them all.
(Laura traces an S, then a Y) Jerry: "Syphilis."
(Laura traces a G) Jerry: "..." (Laura traces an O) Jerry: "Gonorrhea."
(Laura traces an F) Jerry: "Fuck."
And while warming up with varsity, I got hit in the chin right where my bruise is. I'll bet she aimed for it.
This site is SO musically amazing. I love Kristine O) http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/
Let's all go to Gullah Gullah Island..
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[02 May 2004|08:15pm] |
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music |
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foo fighters - times like these |
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AHHHHH!!! My mom got me a chicken salad with oriental sesame dressing from Wendy's; it's SOOO GOOD!!! And that's really weird because I don't like salads.
I'm munching on croutons because I forgot to put them in the salad.
Kristine came over for our history project and we went to A&P for posterboard. I was supposed to pay for it but she did so I threw my money into her hood. We were walking back to my house when we were like "hey.. Mike should work with us!" and he told me earlier today that he was gonna be at the library.. so we walked to the library. On the way we encountered a rare species of James Yoo and I rode his bike O) We get food, see Dan and Jamie and others, meet Mike, and after fighting over the posterboard money we give it to Mike so we wouldn't have to settle the matter at the moment.
We went to my house and for like 3 hours we were in my backyard with no shoes or socks in the wet grass playing frisbee, volleyball, and lacrosse. Then we raided ebaumsworld.. and after Mike left, me and Kristine scared the shit out of ourselves watching those internet animations with scary faces randomly flashing across the screen.. at one point we were so scared that we ran screaming into the other room and dove onto the floor.
And Mike still has the money. What the fuck?
Our powerpoint so far says: "German Immigration. Kristininator Badillio, (John) Kerry Chenberg, Kike Meating"
But holy shit it was good times. None of us can conquer Gridlock lvl29.
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| hahahaha quotes that people submitted to this site |
[02 May 2004|10:19am] |
I dreamed I ate a giant gingerbread man. When I woke up, my conjoined twin was gone.
Why do people potty train kids to the sound of running water? It would be so much better to train your child to the sound of snapping fingers or one of those little clicker things. Of course, it would totally screw the kid's chances of ever sitting through Riverdance.
I'm glad my head is at least partially covered with thousands of hairs of small diameter. Imagine how much more unattractive I would be with one huge hair that's four inches in diameter growing out of my head. Besides, the lady who cuts my hair doesn't have a saw.
I cried because I had no shoes, and when I awoke in the hospital without any feet, the doctor told me that I had passed out from the cold and gotten frostbite. Good thing I wasn't crying because I had no condoms.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Frame a man for murder and the state will feed him every day for 25-to-life.
It's always sad when you have to disillusion a child by telling him there is no Santa Claus. I prefer to maintain his innocence by just telling him that Santa can't come anymore because he contracted severe gonorrhea and died.
If I were a virgin back in the days when they sacrificed virgins to their gods, I'd probably want to be known as the dirty slut girl
I noticed that diapers come in different sizes: up to 10 pounds, 10-20 pounds, 20-25 pounds, etc. I can't help thinking that if some toddler is carrying around 25 pounds of poo in a diaper, its parents should be changed as well.
Whenever I'm walking home in the dark and afraid that a psycho might attack me, I use reverse psychology and convince myself that I am the psycho.
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[30 Apr 2004|08:39pm] |
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a static lullaby |
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My right wisdom tooth is coming in and it hurts O( ..I need a pacifier.
I'm listening to all this old emo stuff and I feel intensely compelled to cry.
So.. I had piano testing today and if I didn't pass then I have to wait like half a year to take it again because the tester guy flies in from England.. no I don't know why an American can't do the testing. I went to school for 3 periods for the sole purpose of taking a math test.. which I probably failed.
Amanda gave me a Kool-Aid Jammers in physics and it brought back memories of my childhood.. memories of me never being able to poke the stupid straw through the little opening. I spilled blue Kool-Aid in the classroom and my teacher definitely sneered at me.
Went to art show at Montclair after practice.. really upsetting to see that a quarter of the stuff there was photoshop crap. Guys.. that's not art. I sent in the ear that I have as my icon and I didn't win. And Bill Pascrell talks alot.
Hey.. I love you.
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| I'm so tired.. |
[28 Apr 2004|09:31pm] |
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metallica - one |
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I thought it was Tuesday. I didn't realize that it was Wednesday until I.. realized that Tuesday was yesterday.. and that realization took a full 10 minutes.
So the night game.. jv lost 5 - 4. It was so gay, because we were up 3 - 0 and then it all went downhill like a wagon without brakes.. fuck fuck fuck.. I scored but then I definitely played like shit. AND NICE, COACH, NOT GIVING ME A HALFTIME. During our halftime, coach made me go warm up the varsity goalie (shoot on her). I got no water, no rest, and then I had to go back out and play the entire second half too. Sorry I'm not conditioned enough to run for an hour without water or rest. Goddamnit. And nice I got slashed in the face three times and the refs let it go.
And I had blue hair for the game O)
Anyways. I saw some really cool rims today. The car stopped moving but the rims kept rotating. Kill me.
Fuck you lacrosse.
I'm going to cut school on friday.
--> "Mommy please, I don't wanna go to school (sniff sniff)"
..post three clues about who you are, anonymously, and I'll guess.
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| ARGHHHHHHHHH |
[27 Apr 2004|02:42pm] |
UGHH we have a NIGHT game today.. we leave at 4:15 and we'll get home at like 9. And we're playing on turf. I fucking hate turf. And we're playing.. whatever town we're playing. I fucking hate that town.
I don't have a lot of homework so I'm going to rant and rave on lj for awhile.
It's wonderful that you all discovered that changing one letter in my last name will yield "Chin", hahaha.. Andrew devised a plan for me to hide my bruise. I'm going to glue hair onto my bruise and call it a (6.02 * 10^23). Andrew.. that's disgusting.
I'm so borrrrreddddddddd..
Everytime I bend my left knee, my scab breaks O( Fuckin' A..
I'm listening to that Cranberries song "Zombie" and.. what the fuck is wrong with her voice.. it sounds like yodeling gone bad.. unlike Mr. Bone's yodeling..
WHAT THE FUCKING CRAP ASSHOLE MOTHERSHITTING SLIFUADFLAIDFVALDFDF
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[25 Apr 2004|02:54pm] |
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smashing pumpkins - mayonaise |
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Lacrosse game yesterday vs. Dwight Englewood.. 6 - 3!!! WOOOOOOOO! Errr I'm kinda wanting to be a midfielder instead of just attack.. it's frustrating to have to stand and wait behind the restraining line. I have 2 goals so far this year, I want more O)
Look what Emma found.
Look at those sticks. I don't know why, but this picture really scares me.
Last night was fun; I didn't die! We had an ice fight at bking.. Amanda's boyfriend locked his keys in his car.. etc..
Lost inside the dreams of teen machines.
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| My warantee expired |
[23 Apr 2004|10:12pm] |
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the cult - rise |
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Thursday lacrosse game-- a Ramaponian whacked my chin with her stick and I have the worst bruise.. it's so dark purple that it's almost black.. today people kept telling me that I had something on my chin; I'd explain and they'd scream "OH MY GOD!" The entire day I was like "DON'T LOOK AT ME." And the best part is.. my chin was also hit at practice on Wednesday.. so I'm.. starting a collection of bruises on my face (donate an uppercut). My chin gives a new meaning to "purple mountain majesties" haha
I have no skin on part of my left leg, from another loser who rammed me and made me fly across the astro-turf.. then today Emma ran into me and "stepped" on my skinless left knee. I almost cried in the shower.. I want my fucking skin back.
At least I got a 52/55 on my math test+-*/
Tomorrow.. lacrosse game (AHH), piano, chinese school.. jv lax is going bowling but I already planned on going to a show in Rutherford with Steph and Amanda, whose boyfriend is driving us. His car has no airbags, but it does have a broken tail-light. I'm going to die.
Shit, sHit, shIt, shiT.
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| Hey Wonderful |
[21 Apr 2004|06:19pm] |
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music |
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echo and the bunnymen - the killing moon |
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Guess what? General Cass was given the nickname General Gass and then General Jackass.
Today at Lunch, we told Dan vL to get up and go look outside the Windows.. so he walks to the other side of the caf and leans against the Windows like a Flaming Gay.. and we pour Mike's Water on his Chair. He comes back, sits on the Edge of his seat and doesn't realize there's Water a few cm behind him. A few minutes later, he sits back and the whole cafeteria hears: "OHH MY GODDDD IT'S SO WETTTT" That just made my day..
French was hilarious too.. this girl falls off her chair, hits the ground, and screams "I'M PARALYZED!" while flailing her arms..
Kyle thinks raccoons live in sewers.. (HAHAHA!)
I feel bad because I hit our goalie in the face at practice, and she got yelled at because she closed her eyes courtesy of her reflexes.. Away game tomorrow! We'd better win.
Everything is peachy O)
P.S. http://www.e-thug.net/ ; thanks to davhe525 O)
P.P.S. I KNOW THE NAMES OF ALL THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES! Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello, Leonardo. WOOOOOOOOOO
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[19 Apr 2004|09:36pm] |
I spent 3 hours on my history homework but I was happy because I ate two pears
And guess what.. I didn't shower after practice O)
I'll shower tomorrow morning.
BACK TO JV!!! YAY!!!
jv practice makes my day, everyday.
<3 My bastard of a friend I grew up with, whos a few years older than moi (talking about childhood muahaa):
davhe525 (9:33:57 PM): u were being obnoxious probably
O Hey ASL (9:34:08 PM): ...can you even IMAGINE me doing something obnoxious?
davhe525 (9:34:23 PM): yes, u were quite the obnoxious little squirt when u were little
O Hey ASL (9:34:31 PM): don't be hatin'
davhe525 (9:34:42 PM): u got me in trouble no less than 60 times
O Hey ASL (9:34:47 PM): HAHA how
O Hey ASL (9:34:57 PM): how the heck would i manage to do that, oh brother?
davhe525 (9:34:59 PM): not sure but u did
O Hey ASL (9:35:04 PM): how?!
davhe525 (9:35:21 PM): like everytime i didnt come home after getting off the bus
davhe525 (9:35:23 PM): u told on me
O Hey ASL (9:35:38 PM): WOW i need a GIANT pat on the back
davhe525 (9:35:47 PM): and this one time i gave the finger to someone
davhe525 (9:35:50 PM): and u told on me
O Hey ASL (9:35:52 PM): REALLY!
O Hey ASL (9:35:55 PM): oh my gosh!
O Hey ASL (9:36:04 PM): haha i must've been the coolest kid when i was young
davhe525 (9:36:08 PM): see, u were an evil creep
O Hey ASL (9:36:15 PM): awww i must've been so cute O)
O Hey ASL (9:36:27 PM): wow this all is very interesting
davhe525 (9:36:45 PM): and ur rat bit me
davhe525 (9:36:52 PM): im counting that as ur fault
O Hey ASL (9:36:53 PM): it was a HAMSTER!
davhe525 (9:37:03 PM): yeah, the pudgy little rodent
O Hey ASL (9:37:10 PM): i'm counting it as your fault that you can't even distinguish between a dirty rat and a domesticated pet
davhe525 (9:37:27 PM): well it ran under the couch
davhe525 (9:37:30 PM): and u told me to get it
davhe525 (9:37:40 PM): and i was stupid enuff to stick my hand into a dark place where a rodent was cowering
davhe525 (9:38:07 PM): the sacrifices i made for u...
O Hey ASL (9:38:37 PM): hey...
O Hey ASL (9:38:45 PM): you were my babysitter
davhe525 (9:38:52 PM): poor me
O Hey ASL (9:39:00 PM): and you bruised me up so bad teaching me how to ride my bike IN A HALLWAY
davhe525 (9:39:08 PM): excuse me
O Hey ASL (9:39:10 PM): you farthead.
O Hey ASL (9:39:14 PM): you heard me.
davhe525 (9:39:17 PM): im sure that was mainly your fault
O Hey ASL (9:39:22 PM): ummm NO!
davhe525 (9:39:26 PM): and my presence is the only reason ur still alive
O Hey ASL (9:39:36 PM): the only reason why my existence is so painful
O Hey ASL (9:39:51 PM): i permanently damaged my brain riding my bike the way you taught me to
O Hey ASL (9:39:55 PM): that's why i'm so stupid right now
SLEEP! Piece out Homeslice O)
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[18 Apr 2004|02:38pm] |
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 i love this song |
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music |
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the verve - bittersweet symphony |
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I feel really lazy.. Yesterday, went to Montclair with Lauren Natalie Emma Marie in Natalie's GIANT CAR to watch the M.S.U. lacrosse game.. we drove up to the top of the parking garage to meet the others; and that took awhile because halfway up we realized we took a wrong turn and were going down instead of up.
Talking about Coral from the show The Inferno:
Andy riggz (2:13:59 PM): i want to be her friend really bad
Andy riggz (2:14:11 PM): haha...she could make someone kill themselves
O Hey ASL (2:14:12 PM): what if she beat you up
Andy riggz (2:14:35 PM): haha...she wears a 34 DD, she can take me with one boob
My bird tried to rip off my nail because I had on dark blue nail polish.. O(
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